Two hungry dogs went out on a walk
They were caught by the smell of a big butcher’s block
The two hungry dogs thought their dreams had come true
They seen treats and steaks and sausages too

They licked their lips, drool dripped to the floor
But they couldn’t quite get in the door
A big angry butcher tried to shoo them away
But the dogs were in heaven
They weren’t leaving, not today
The two hungry dogs thought of a plan
They would dress themselves up as a meat buying man

One dog jumped on top of his brother
They borrowed a blanket from passing by mother
One trotted up to the shop and rang on the bell
The butcher opened the door, asked the man was he well
One hungry dog nods his head to the butcher
What a strange-looking man the butcher said with a mutter

The dogs lost balance, the blanket fell to the floor
The butcher was angry he locked them behind a big door
The time went by, their bellies started to rumble
They had to make their escape before they were in trouble

The two hungry dogs knocked over some boxes
The butcher went to see what had caused it
He went into the room but no sign of a dog
Only some boxes that started to walk
The butcher watched them go quickly right out the door
He tried to stop them but was knocked to the floor

The dogs pushed close the door of the room
The butcher locked inside, his face full of gloom

For the two hungry dogs now alone in the shop
Munched and scoffed and devoured the lot.